turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via surrounded-by-darkness)


Lindsay Lohan on being clean and sober the Letterman show.

(via surrounded-by-darkness)





holymaurymotherofgod:

testing in progress…

holymaurymotherofgod:

testing in progress…

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)


officialfrenchtoast:

When something u were really excited about gets cancelled at the last minute

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


Sending emails to teachers

Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)


humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

(via joshsduns)


aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(via the-absolute-best-gifs)


halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


mirahxox:

Always reblog. Always.

mirahxox:

Always reblog. Always.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(via withthewurlitzer)