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Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
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when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
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“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
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I FORGIVE YOU FOR HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.
YOU SHOULD BE THANKING HIM FOR HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
HE IS SUCH A CHARISMATIC HUMANITARIAN
(Source: homofiction)
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#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird
tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome
Ahahahahah
(Source: depplyhallows)
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if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
(Source: mensrightsactivist)
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Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
(Source: narret)
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so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
(via cardigansandcapers & winchesterwhowatson)
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
(Source: growlithed)
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